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likasashes:

puscyiffer:

remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it

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(Source: shalrath, via raventastic)





mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

(via introducingmetoyou)





duotheist:

my thoughts mostly consist of rough sex and dying

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breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(via introducingmetoyou)





love-summer-love33:

I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot

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scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

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trashfriend:

little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
•drinking lots of water
•eating fresh fruit
•thinking positively about yourself and others
•washing your face twice a day
•changing your sheets once a week
•hot baths with Epsom salts
•face masks using from things in your house
•sleeping more than 7 hours per night
•reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
•keeping your living space clean

(via introducingmetoyou)





abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

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